Tenerife South: Romantic Night Cruise

The best part of this Tenerife cruise is simple: you get the southern coast and the open sea to yourselves. From Puerto Colón, your private motorboat heads toward La Caleta Bay, where you anchor for champagne, snacks, and hookah beneath Tenerife’s night sky. Captain Ruslan has also helped arrange proposals and adjusted departure times for better light.

I like the personal touch and the generous onboard setup. You get a modern boat, warm blankets, WiFi, drinks, soft refreshments, and time at anchor without the captain hovering over you. The main catch is the price: $338 for two is a serious splurge, and two hours can pass quickly once you are settled in.

Key points at a glance

• Private boat for two: This is not a shared party cruise. The price covers a private group of up to two people.
• La Caleta Bay stop: The boat anchors in a quieter bay for food, drinks, hookah, and private time.
• Captain Ruslan: He is often praised for friendly service, island information, and help with special occasions.
• Better timing may matter: The departure can sometimes be adjusted to catch sunset or better sea conditions.
• Useful comfort extras: Warm blankets, WiFi, alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, snacks, and hookah are included.
• Adults only: The experience is not suitable for children under 18 or wheelchair users.

Leaving Puerto Colón after dark

Your evening begins at Berth Number 4, directly in front of Cafe Victoria at Puerto Colón. Hotel pickup is not included, so you need to make your own way to the marina and allow enough time to find the berth.

Puerto Colón is a practical starting point because it gives you an immediate change of mood. One moment you are by the marina cafes and boats, and soon after departure you are looking back toward Tenerife’s southern coast with the lights scattered along the shore.

The boat is described as a glistening white motorboat, and the experience is arranged as a private outing for one couple. That matters. You are not sharing your romantic evening with a large group, loud music, or strangers taking over the seating area.

The sea is not always perfectly calm. If you suffer from seasickness, take a motion-sickness pill about an hour before departure. This is especially sensible because the boat moves out into open water, and the wind and motion can feel stronger after dark when you cannot see the water as clearly.

The coast from the water

The first part of the trip is a steady ride along Tenerife’s southern coast. You will see the island from a different angle, with the shoreline and night lights forming the backdrop rather than the main road or resort promenade.

Captain Ruslan is a particularly useful part of the experience. He has been praised for explaining the island and pointing out places along the route, while also checking that you are comfortable on the water. That gives the cruise a little more substance than a simple boat transfer to an anchorage.

You can sit with a drink, feel the sea breeze, and let the boat do the work. The wind in your hair is part of the appeal, though it can also make the evening cooler than expected. Warm blankets are provided, so use them rather than trying to tough it out in evening clothes.

The timing deserves a quick word. Although this is sold as a night cruise, the departure time may be adjusted when seasonal light or sea conditions make an earlier start better. In January, one couple was contacted on the day and offered an earlier departure. Another couple was advised to change the time to catch the sunset and avoid rougher water.

That kind of flexibility can improve the outing, but you should confirm the exact starting time when you book. The available departure slots can change, and the most atmospheric light may come before full darkness.

Anchoring at La Caleta Bay

The main stop is La Caleta Bay, described as a quiet romantic bay where the boat anchors. This is where the cruise changes from a sightseeing ride into a private evening on the water.

Once the boat is secured, you can settle in with the food and drinks. The included snacks have been described as a generous charcuterie-style board and a selection of hors d’oeuvre. The exact spread can vary, but you can expect small savory bites rather than a full meal.

That distinction is important. If you are hungry, eat beforehand or have dinner afterward. The snacks are well suited to nibbling with wine and champagne, but they are not a substitute for a restaurant meal.

Alcoholic drinks are included, along with soft drinks. You can sip wine or champagne while looking back toward the coast, or simply enjoy the quiet of being away from the marina. Several drink options have been provided on past trips, but the available selection may depend on the outing.

Hookah is also included, with multiple flavors available according to the experience provided. It is an unusual extra for a short boat trip and will appeal to couples who already enjoy shisha. If you do not smoke, it does not take away from the main experience, since the food, drinks, view, and private setting remain the focus.

The captain may give you space once the boat is anchored. That personal time is a major benefit for couples celebrating something special. On one birthday trip, the captain moved to the front of the boat so the couple could enjoy the cove privately. For a proposal, this can make the setting feel personal rather than staged.

A good choice for birthdays and proposals

This cruise works best when the occasion matters. Couples have booked it for birthdays, anniversaries, a 30th birthday, a 60th birthday, and a two-year anniversary. One proposal was arranged with help from the captain, who also filmed it.

If you are planning a surprise, contact the provider ahead of time. The captain has shown a willingness to help with timing and special arrangements, but you should not assume every request will be possible without asking first.

The boat’s private format also helps with romance. You can bring your own plans without worrying about a shared group schedule. The captain can provide information and service during the ride, then give you more privacy at the bay.

For a birthday, the drinks and snack board make the outing feel prepared rather than bare-bones. For an anniversary, the night setting and coastline views do most of the work. For a proposal, the quiet anchorage is more useful than a crowded restaurant because you have room to choose your moment.

Still, keep your expectations sensible. This is a two-hour boat trip, not a full evening itinerary. You will need to arrange dinner before or after if food is a central part of your celebration.

Blankets, WiFi, and the small practical touches

The included extras are not just filler. The blankets matter because the temperature can drop once the boat is moving and the sun is gone. Even in Tenerife, an evening at sea can feel cool.

WiFi lets you send pictures to family and friends from the boat. That is useful if you are marking a proposal or birthday and want to share the moment right away. It also means you do not have to wait until you return to the marina to send photos.

The setup is aimed at comfort, not rugged sailing. This is a motorboat ride with drinks and snacks, not a hands-on sailing lesson. You are paying for an easy evening with a captain handling the boat while you sit back.

The host languages are English, Estonian, and Russian. That is worth checking if language support matters to you. Captain Ruslan has been specifically praised for being friendly, funny, attentive, and willing to explain the island.

What the $338 price really buys

At $338 per group of up to two, this is priced as a private occasion rather than a budget boat ride. Split between two people, it comes to $169 each, but the more useful way to judge it is by what is included.

You are paying for a private boat, a captain, two hours on the coast, an anchored stop, snacks, alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, hookah, WiFi, and blankets. You also avoid the loss of privacy that comes with a shared cruise.

That makes the price easier to justify for a proposal, milestone birthday, or anniversary. The private format and personal service are the main value. If you only want to see Tenerife’s coast from the water, you may find a standard shared cruise better suited to your budget.

There is one limit: time. The two-hour duration includes the ride out, time at La Caleta Bay, and the return to Puerto Colón. Once you have settled with your food and drink, the return may arrive sooner than you expect.

Returning to Puerto Colón

The boat motors back along the southern coast to Puerto Colón after the stop. The return gives you another view of the coastline at night and ends close to local cafes, so you can continue the evening with a meal or drink nearby.

Do not count on hotel transportation. Pickup and drop-off are not included, and you will need to plan your route to and from the marina yourself.

The meeting point is specific but easy to state: Berth Number 4, directly in front of Cafe Victoria. Keep that information handy, since marinas can have several piers and boat operators.

Free cancellation is available up to 24 hours before departure for a full refund. You can also reserve now and pay later, which helps if your Tenerife schedule is not fully fixed.

Who should book this cruise

I would choose this for an adult couple who wants privacy more than sightseeing volume. It suits a birthday, proposal, anniversary, or a quiet night away from Tenerife’s busy resort areas.

It is also a good fit if you enjoy small food plates, champagne or wine, hookah, and time outdoors. Captain Ruslan’s friendly approach adds value if you like some local explanation during the ride, but also want private time once the boat anchors.

I would think twice if you are prone to seasickness, uncomfortable around alcohol or smoke, or looking for a full dinner. The boat is not suitable for wheelchair users, and children under 18 cannot join.

FAQ

Where does the Tenerife romantic night cruise depart from?

It departs from Berth Number 4 at Puerto Colón, directly in front of Cafe Victoria.

How long does the cruise last?

The experience lasts two hours.

Is the boat shared with other people?

No. It is a private group experience for up to two people.

What is included in the price?

The price includes WiFi, hookah, warm blankets, alcoholic drinks, and snacks.

Is champagne included?

An alcoholic beverage is included, and champagne or wine is served at anchor according to the experience details.

Does the cruise stop anywhere?

Yes. The boat travels toward La Caleta Bay and anchors there for snacks, drinks, and hookah.

Can the departure time change?

The starting time can sometimes be adjusted. Couples have been offered earlier departures for better light or calmer conditions, so check the available times when booking.

Is hotel pickup included?

No. You need to arrange your own transportation to and from Puerto Colón.

Can children join the cruise?

No. The experience is not suitable for children under 18.

What languages does the host speak?

The available host languages are English, Estonian, and Russian.

Is the cruise suitable for wheelchair users?

No. The experience is not suitable for wheelchair users.

What should I do if I get seasick?

If you suffer from seasickness, consider taking a motion-sickness pill about an hour before departure.

Can I cancel for a full refund?

Yes. You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund.

Can I reserve now and pay later?

Yes. The experience allows you to reserve your place and pay later.

Should you book it?

Book this cruise if you want a private, polished evening for two and are happy to pay for the setting, service, and privacy. The quiet stop at La Caleta Bay, warm blankets, included drinks, and captain’s personal touch make it especially well suited to a proposal or milestone celebration.

Skip it if you want a long sailing trip, a full dinner, a low-cost way to see the coast, or a family activity. For the right couple and the right occasion, two hours on the water can be worth the splurge, but the price makes this a special-event choice rather than an automatic addition to every Tenerife itinerary.